Hello everybody, uncle iffy here
Thought I’d pen a few words to let you know what’s been going on in iffyton as I’v been a bit quiet on the ranting front lately, reason being is the bloody VCR is poorly and I can’t find anyone who remembers how betamaxworks so I’m having to save up for one of those new fangled VHS ones.
Soon as I’ve sorted this out I’ll be back on air giving me ol’ nan something to watch on the “roger mellie”
in the meanwhilst i’ve been thinking about some new ideas on the swag front and will have loads of stuff coming up in the near future.
so if you wanna know what’s going on in iffyon watch this space, stay chewned in, tell yer mates and subscribe to everything. now go get a free t shirt
Grrr, grrr and double grrrrr
Yer old uncle iffy
For those that are new to uncle iffy please note he is prone to slip into “iffytounge rhyming slang” which is like wot those there cockneys do, only iffy uses more recent icons with the full wording so you have half a chance of working out what he is going on about.! (ed)
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March 28th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Hello Uncle Iffy – erm, would you like to borrow my razor? and a throat lozenge? …… only too happy help …….
March 28th, 2009 at 9:21 am
hi DP
many thanks for your kind offers however i shall have to forgo them as there are 2 very important issues which contradict with my life ethos
1. i can’t be arsed to shave and
2. a throat lozenge may improve my vocal ability which could lead to the need for a name change of which again “being arsed” is a prerequisite to any such action.
grrr, grrrr and double grrrr
yer ol’ uncle iffy
March 28th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Like to hear ya rants geez, but more important keep the shirt idea’s coming cos I blinkin luv em. Bought a few off ya now, Great quality, unlike some of these T-shirt sites.
Grrrr, right back at ya mate!