The TFI Friday Edition
This week we have mostly been working on our new web platform (coming soon) and introducing our new artist Nick to the Iffyton Family. Nick has worked with the best, and now has decided to come to us.
As Uncle Iffy said after headhunting Nick from the local mime workshop he attends “good, we now have an artist…called Nick.”
Free Tee Anyone?
We’ll be introducing a lot of new designs over the coming weeks and introducing them to you as only we can, free.
The first was created in disgust at the way Paris Hilton has been trying to make beer chic this week.
The Iffy reporter managed to grab another dynamic interview with Uncle Iffy just as he was nipping to Tesco in his Montego Estate complete with Macro wheel trims and leather effect gear knob:-
Iffy reporter: “What do you think about the new advertising campaign with Paris Hilton making beer look sexy?”
Uncle Iffy: “I had a beer in the Paris Hilton once, at nearly a tenner a bottle for weak p@~s I never went back. Beer is for getting drunk and helping kebabs go down the hatch”
Iffy reporter: “What?”
…anyhow.
So the new freebie is up, our full gallon aperitif for a kebab tshirt. We are also offering another beer related shirt for just £5 – see them in our superstore.
Uncle Iffy’s Lunch
Those of you following this snooze letter will have heard us mention Uncle Iffy, he is a real person and is the owner of Iffyton, he is also pretty disgusting at lunchtime “habit”.
Rich in sales has a daily task, the task is to buy Uncle Iffy’s lunch. Now in the past, Rich asked Iffy what he wanted, the answer was always “surprise me” – and it got hard. So Rich came up with a cunning scheme. Buy Uncle Iffy, whatever is out of date on the Tesco reduced counter. The result is a stunning mix of nastiness which is normally washed down with a tin of diet Irn Bru. When asked what his favourite drink is, Iffy once said:-
“I’ll drink tea if someone will make it”
The results are so awful that we got him to take a pic on his iPhone every day and created a blog about it. To name it, we asked the great man himself: so it’s called, What Uncle Iffy Had For Lunch (he used to be in branding..cattle probably). Be sure to subscribe, its rotten (like his stomach all afternoon).
See Ya
Have a great weekend, see you soon by the reduced counter in Edmonton Tesco or back on Iffyton Virtual High Street 
