Uncle iffy was charged with the task of looking after the TOT exhibition stand erected at our nation stadium whilst dickie b went to spend a £1. His only other duty was to get lunch.

Very limited choice so 2 ham rolls washed down by a bottle of pop were skillfully selected.
Tasted like cardboard and cost an arm and two legs. This left them thinking about a return to proper grub on Wednesday!

Be warned..tomorrows picture could damage your health!